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In the seedy world of daytime T.V. cop show re-runs, two once mighty minds battled for airtime. But who was the best? The question plagued their sleep, their minds, once sharp as razors, now clogged by doubt. All these years later, they had to exorcise the demons. They HAD to know. They had to settle up once and for all. They had to throw monkeys at one another until one of them died. . .